A Few Things I've Learned Along The Way

Punctuation is important. It means the difference between "Let's eat, Grandma!" and "Let's eat Grandma!"

Capitalization is important. It means the difference between "Help your Uncle Jack off the horse" and "Help your uncle jack off the horse."

The fewer functions a cell phone has, the longer it lasts.

The only people with more unrealistic expectations than job seekers in the current economy are college football fans.

Cable television is defined as 500+ channels of programs you won't watch and pay over $1,000 a year for the privilege of doing so.

If Facebook were to disappear tomorrow, America would devolve into chaos. Especially the 16-25 age bracket.

There are too many people who think the world exists to serve them, and not the other way around.

There are not enough people who are willing to listen to - or tolerate - a perspective that is different from their own.

I am encouraged by the fact I know a lot of people who do not fit into either of the previous two categories.